I can never remember that socks go on feet.
We first try the nose. Then the ears. Then the head. Then my nose. Then her feet.
It gets a laugh every time. Grumpy tired tears (temporarily) turn to giggles. Excitement and wiggles get even wigglier.
We all know what’s coming. As of today, the sock bit still works every single time.
Until some day, when the sock bit won’t work. Find your sock bits and push them as long as you can.
Gratefully Dad 